- Friend: *sees a picture of Emily Deschanel* This girl is really beautiful.
- Me: *laughs*
- Friend: Seriously she looks like a barbie.
- Me: Yes, I know.
- Friend: But look at her, look at that face!
- Me: I know.
- Friend: Wow, she's stunning!
- Me: Yes.
- Friend: But look-
- Me: I KNOW OK? SHE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS THING OF THE WORLD AND SHE HAS RUINED MY LIFE. YES, I KNOW. SHE IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND STUNNING AND HOT AND BRILLIANT. AND SHE'S MINE.
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- Friend: Oh.
